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Joke of the Day

"I just walked past White Hart Lane and found 3 Spurs season tickets nailed to a wall. I thought of having them. Nails always come in handy."

"What did the tomato say to the mushroom? ""You're a fun guy"""

"Here's a Cheesy Joke For You. Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. It was Tense."

"Did you know that all Bicyclists are colorblind? Cause they can't tell Green from Red!"

"I already regret my choice of Julliard to win the NCAA."

"What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night? A last name"

"If the actor who plays Wolverine were to reveal that he's been a con-artist his entire life.... Would that mean this has all been a huge act, man?"

"The band 1024 Megabytes is coming to town. It's their first gig."

"I killed a duck that had been bothering me recently. The judge charged me with murder most fowl."

"What am I doing with the rest of my life? I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet..."