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Joke of the Day
"Cheated on Twitter with my real life today."
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"How many grammar nazi's does it take to change a light bulb How many grammar Nazis does it take to change a light bulb? FTFY."
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"My hips don't lie. The bastards run around telling everybody how much I like donuts."
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"Lost and confused in an helicopter"
"A stripper once told me that I'm not her type. Um, yeah I am. I have a dick and 20 dollars."
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