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Joke of the Day
"Cheated on Twitter with my real life today."
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"I saw that a fellow Redditor needed a liver. Lets just say (_) / ( _)>- / (_) OP De-livered   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Not ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^a ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^true ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^story"
"What is easy to register for, but something you never want? Sex offender."
"Now accepting applications for a new best friend. Must be willing to let me put my fingers in your mouth. No Mexicans. No skanks. Por favor."
"Question: what is your best comeback to being called a motherf****r? examples: yes I did fuck your mom. Tell her hi. Tell her thanks for the crabs. Tell her I want the money she owes me."
"What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers? A cannibull"
"I caught a disease on my trip to Sparta... The doctor says I have Leonitis"
"I'll chat, and I'll chit chat, but I'll never just chit."
"What's the difference between your mom and my computer? I can still turn your mom on."
"Tried to eskimo kiss my girl last night... but she wasn't inuit."