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Joke of the Day
"What's long, dark, and stinks? The unemployment line."
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"Saw Marshawn Lynch at the eye clinic a few days ago. He told me he was just there so he won't get blind."
"Why are Saudis so behind on current events? Because they live under Iraq."
"People who walk in front of the theater screen while you're watching a pirated movie on your computer are so rude."
"Where does Santa keep his nuts? In his nutsack..."
"I stopped to tie my shoe at the airport and someone reported me as an unattended bag."
"Bill Cosby sure does love pudding Pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."
"what do you call a chav in a box? innit."
"Every Facebook post: *Girl posts lyrics* Elderly woman comments ""Hi lucy. you're so grown up. We miss you. Tell your mom ill call Wednesday"""
"Wanna hear a blonde joke Donald Trump"