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Joke of the Day

"Every Facebook post: *Girl posts lyrics* Elderly woman comments ""Hi lucy. you're so grown up. We miss you. Tell your mom ill call Wednesday"""

"What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters? Guesu"

"i just cant stand peadophiles they're fucking immature arseholes"

"What do you call an angry archer? A Cross Bowman"

"Ford cars and anal.. If you replace ford with anal you will get some interesting results. Anal Explorer Anal Fiesta Anal Focus Anal Flex Anal Fusion"

"Oklahoma Thunder & Miami Heat... Can't tell if they are talking about a weather report or NBA Finals."

"I dreamt I was in a very magical world where people didn't get butthurt over every little f*cking joke. Weird huh?!?!"

"The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet."

"What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest? Iran"

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter? Santa would never free an elf."