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Joke of the Day
"Why are Saudis so behind on current events? Because they live under Iraq."
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"What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide"
"*Cooks dinner for family* Gets arrested for attempting to cause great bodily harm"
"Honey I Shrunk The Kids And Then I Shrunk The Lawnmower And They Are Riding It Around My Head And Giving Me A Haircut It Is Awesome"
"How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?"
"A lot of beautiful women have told me that I am a looker... and that I should stop."
"Chuck Norris *hates* Raymond."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick."
"Why do black people like basketball? Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing."
"Did u guys know u can smoke Newports on Delta flights"