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Joke of the Day
"What fruit/vegetable doesnt leave your body through the anus? A Stomato"
Next Joke
"What if your dog speaks French and this whole time has been asking you for some beef?"
"""The Sun is dying. We need help"" the scientists are speechless. Cool Dad kicks in the door & removes his shades ""It's daylight savings time"""
"It was awkward when she said, ""And yet your feet are so big."""
"I wish I was as good at anything as Pitbull is at rhyming a word with itself."
"I automatically write off anything Donald Trump says because someone with that much money has no excuse for that hair."
"A good book is like a good puppy. Easy to pick up but hard to put down."
"Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni but they got plane"
"I needed a password eight characters long... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."
"JUDGE: I hereby sentence you t- PENGUIN COURT REPORTER: *angrily smashing keyboard with flippers* CAN YOU GUYS SLOW DOWN A BIT"