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Joke of the Day

"secret truth time: ive totally stayed in relationships longer than i shouldve bc i liked his pet more & felt bad leaving it with an asshole"

"The Size of my Penis is Very Private It's information that should be kept between me, my doctor, and his wife."

"what do you call an Eskimo peeping tom? Tommy took a look. (say it fast)"

"I hate when people make fun of people with epilepsy It makes me so mad I shake and twitch with anger"

"I went on a date last night!nIt went really well...up until the moment the couple realized I was following them & promptly called the cops."

"What happened to the octopus in the football game? He had tentackles."

"13 year old girls be like ""I need a man who.. "" Lol the only Man in your life should be Spongebob. Yallah go finish your homework."

"You've really gotta hand it to short people Because they usually can't reach it anyways"

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender."

"What do you feel when you accidentally run over and kill a group of geese crossing the road? Goosebumps"