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Joke of the Day

"I hate when people make fun of people with epilepsy It makes me so mad I shake and twitch with anger"

"Childless people wondering what it's like to have some kiddos? Make a lovely healthy breakfast. Take it and throw it all over the floor."

"Why was the fish swimming backwards? It didn't want to get water in its eyes."

"Whats the difference between congress and a US mint? One of them makes sense!"

"Baby Shirt Idea: Did 9 months in solitary confinement"

"If I ever get AIDS, I hope I get it from an Indian. Because he'll take them back."

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world... ...those who can count and those who can't"

"I thought I lost my car keys, but the NSA called and said they were in my other pants."

"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Lol they can't change anything"

"*pretends to throw ball* *dog runs to chase it* Ha, stupid dog. *dog keeps running, disappears over horizon* Um *dog tackles me from behind*"