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Joke of the Day
"what do you call an Eskimo peeping tom? Tommy took a look. (say it fast)"
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"Sharing a Facebook account with your gf/wife is the best way to let everyone know how whipped you are."
"A father asks his child, ""Could you please stop listening to Korean music?"" ""K, pop."""
"What game do Africans play everyday? THE HUNGER GAMES (I'M GOING TO HELL)"
"Cop: Why did you burn that building down? Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go."
"Airline just told my GF she has too much baggage & they've only known her a couple of minutes."
"What do you call a Mexican fighting a Priest? (slightly offensive) Alien vs. Predator"
"Two magicians were walking down the street... one turned into a store."
"Mitt Romney's dick tastes nice said Donald Trump."
"What's the difference between a famous book by Dickens and a woman who buys fake boobs? One is a Tale of Two Cities..."