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Joke of the Day

"Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case."

"What do they say about Podiatrists? It's a really big feet to become one. ^Hehehehehe"

"My favorite part about family dinner is when my brother says how he made 600K last year and I get to say someone made a clock of my Avi."

"What's a pilots favourite artist? David Boeing."

"What did little Hitler get for his birthday? His Third Treich."

"My town is so small... the Village Idiot doubles as the Mayor."

"NSFW What do jesus and girls have in common? The expression on their faces when they got nailed."

"The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar... It was tense."

"I met my town's bishop at Easter mass today but I think he might be an imposter... ... he didn't move diagonally"

"when I see a girl tie a cherry stem with her tongue I put a whole fish in my mouth and pull out the skeleton then I leave with her boyfriend"