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Joke of the Day

"when I see a girl tie a cherry stem with her tongue I put a whole fish in my mouth and pull out the skeleton then I leave with her boyfriend"

"Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other ""You bite him ? I'm driving."""

"What do you call a wanker on a plane? a Highjacker"

"What do you call a group of Jewish friends? Hebros."

"Why don't black people go on cruises? they won't fall for that one again"

"I came here to tell a Mexican joke But that could be crossing a line."

"Britney is stranded on an island Britney is starving Britney forms tool out of rocks and sticks Britney sees a fish Britney Spears"

"I like my coffee like I like my women In two enormous cups"

"I just ate a breakfast of champions. There's. Blood. EVERYWHERE."

"Women are good politicians... Because they know how to introduce bills in the house."