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Joke of the Day
"Relationship status: Autocorrect changes my girl to my grill."
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"Mom, why is the internet so slow Well, either your brother loads something down or your sister loads something up."
"Belgium is a leading producer of beer, chocolate, and weapons. I picture a country full of very well-armed fat people. Another one, I mean."
"Just congratulated my ex on dating someone so young that her Throwback Thursday photos are just pictures of her pregnant mom. I'm a dream."
"Did you all hear about the chicken that swallowed the yo-yo? Laid the same egg 44 times!"
"What do you call the science of knives? Cutting edge technology."
"I was going to say a StarFox joke But they were all too Corneria"
"My phone autocorrected my name to shark and now I hate my parents for not calling me shark"
"A chinese kid called his mom a horse She said don't use that tone with me"
"What did the physicist have for lunch? Fission chips."