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Joke of the Day

"Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century? Neckbeard!"

"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now update your Facebook status."

"Few people talk about Hitler's other known book about war games, Mein Sweeper."

"Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan? Because he was going *to fast*!"

"What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous? Safety measures."

"What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."

"I'm very good at hurdles In fact I hold the personal record"

"I just went to the apple orchard with my girlfriend... My only complaint was I didn't get to be in cider."

"Your garbage disposal eats better than most of the world."

"How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot? Perky."