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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb."
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"I think someone just called me a ""beach""... But I can't be shore."
"Gold fish don't like being pulled out of their tank for a cuddle."
"My teacher thought my essay on Brokeback Mountain was irrelevant to the class. But he said he wanted an essay about the male gays in film!"
"Did you hear about the hipster with heatstroke? He got it before it was cool."
"Grammar Nazis have typo negative blood."
"Can I list french fries as my significant other?"
"A Guy Walks Into A Bar........ Wait For It........ ""Ouch"""
"Jesus loves you. These are beautiful words to hear in a church, and absolutely horrifying ones to hear in a Mexican prison."
"What do you call someone who worships Doritos? A chip monk."