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Joke of the Day

"I can tell our waitress is a slut by the way she walks. Also by the way she fucked every dude I went to high school with."

"I have a step ladder. I just wish I knew who my real ladder was."

"BREAKING NEWS: Wikileaks founder Julian Assange to release detailed document on what Willis was talking about."

"Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No Miss the dress you're wearing looks fine."

"Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens? Either way, they're going down in history."

"A man and his pet owl go to the bar together They had a hoot."

"When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says 'Well done'!"

"How does the stork bring babies? It pokes holes in condoms."

"Remember when Disney used to produce cartoons, not teen sluts?"

"Playing mini-golf with your family is a fun way to spend thirty-two dollars to watch your kid throw 18 tantrums in a row."