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Joke of the Day
"I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it."
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"Two black men are in a car. Who's driving? The policeman."
"I have developed an intolerance to gluten- -free people"
"Are you all just gonna keep ignoring how fucked up knees look when a person is standing?"
"How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None... they just shoot the room for being black."
"4 stages of a relationship: 1) Hand in hand 2) That in hand 3) Hand in that 4) That in that"
"A bunch of us in a car just ran over a clown... ... tragic sure but soon we can look back and laugh."
"If the zombie apocalypse hits and you all need a twist tie, my mom has everyone covered."
"Rorschach has some nice paintings I'm just confused why they are all pictures of my penis"
"How is the RNC going to wash themselves of the reputation Trump has given them? Lather, Reince, repeat."