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Joke of the Day

"Man: ""Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please"" Waitress: *slaps his face* ""The men I please are none of your damn business!"""

"Hollywood sets impossible standards we can never live up to. Not even once have I saved people from dinosaurs with my knowledge of Unix."

"My friend got a nice new ride, but no one wants to drive him around in it Now he's got all that car and nothing to chauffeur it."

"Why couldn't I run the Compressed File? I was missing the important Bits."

"Have you heard the joke about the three rats? It was cheesy"

"I've just bought you all a deck of cards. Deal with it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ? Bobby-n up and down like this !"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To knock knock on the door, walk into the bar and change the lightbulb."

"My wife and I are into S&M She sleeps and I masturbate :("

"There once a website called toogle now it is google"