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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a nosey pepper? jalapeno business"

"I hate scrubbing the floor It's beneath me."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks him, ""Where did you get that thing?"" Parrot says, ""Africa."""

"Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can / super speed, giant leap / crawls in your mouth when you're asleep"

"Women's Rights... What?. did you expect more?"

"Don't lie, steal, or cheat... The government hates competition."

"Knock knock... Who's there? The pilot, let me in."

"There was a kidnapping at my school last week... don't worry they woke him up."

"[tortoise arguing with his gf] ""FINE IM LEAVING"" FINE [6 minutes later] are you going or not? ""THIS IS AS FAST AS I CAN GO KAREN"""

"The last airline I flew charged for everything. Except for the bad service. That was free."