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Joke of the Day
"Keeping busy in prison"
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"I'm not gonna be able to come out tonight I already sat down"
"Why don't Jews like to give rim jobs? Because it's too close to the gas chamber. I'll show myself out"
"Q: What do you call a man who marries an old ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!"
"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? He always burns the franks."
"Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle."
"Harry Potter was on last night, i decided to click on the subtitles so i could watch the movie and read the book at the same time"
"last night my dog shit on the floor then at some point the Roomba came and smeared it all over the house :D"