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Joke of the Day
"Bert asks Ernie, ""Ernie do you want to get ice cream?"" Ernie responds ""Sure Bert"""
Next Joke
"Tim Cook officially came out of the closet... at least this is the one time when Android users can't claim that theirs came out first."
"I heard this girl talking about how much she hates stalkers. I nearly fell out of my tree."
"Unexpected sex that's a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison..."
"Son asks his father for money. So, a Jewish kid says to his father, ""Dad can I have twenty dollars?"" The dad replies, ""Ten dollars!?...what are you going to buy with five dollars?"""
"Did you hear the one about the Mexican train bandit? He had locomotives."
"A dyslexic atheist screamed out loud... THERE IS NO DOG!"
"Only Christians will get this... Eternal life."
"Where is the best place to hide a dead body? A cemetery"
"A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house."