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Joke of the Day

"Jehovah's witnesses tell the worst knock, knock jokes"

"To be fair, being Swiss isn't ALL bad The flag is a big plus"

"How can you tell that a black person used your computer? It's gone."

"They're making a Christmas edition of The Human Centipede It's called The Human Santapede"

"My girlfriend broke up with me. She said ""I'm sorry, but you're just too immature."" I looked her dead in the face and said ""Get the fuck outa my treehouse!"""

"Water evaporates, condenses, precipitates, and evaporates again. It's a viscous cycle."

"Teacher: Tommy Russell you're late again. Tommy: Sorry sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late. Teacher: Well if it's late again tomorrow catch an earlier one."

"Some guy just read the funniest joke he's read all week, and then down-voted it. This joke is about him. What do you call an internet addict full of negativity? You don't. No one calls him. Ever."

"What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire? Arrr son!"

"Did you hear about the earthquake in Korea? It was Seoul crushing."