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Joke of the Day
"Has anyone here ever tried Ethiopian food? They haven't either."
Next Joke
"Friends are like snowflakes, they gang up on you and tell you you're an alcoholic."
"I hope people think my toddler has a slight English accent bc we're so cultured and not bc she's basically been raised by Peppa Pig"
"Interested in: ( ) men ( ) women (X) food"
"Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex? Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers."
"What do you call a policeman on fire? Bacon."
"my Doctor told me i have to stop masturbating... ...because he cant concentrate i heard this a few years ago its probably been posted before but its pretty funny so enjoy :)"
"Cashier's playing dumb cause I said ""venti"" at a non-Starbucks. You know what I mean, dude, just point me to the biggest dildo you guys got."
"How do you pleasure a capitalist? An invisible handjob."
"Wife: Do you want waffles or pancakes for breakfast? Me: ""Or""?"