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Joke of the Day

"I once went to an all you can eat bakery in France. It was a painful experience."

"If you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to fuck with people... like claim you ate a pinecone every single day."

"Q: Did you hear about the girl who skipped rope while she read? A: She jumped to conclusions."

"How do you guarantee that your wishes always come true? Wish for something that is already true."

"a blonde and an african walked into a bar, the african said he did a lot of hardwork to come to the states the blonde agreed!!"

"My Korean friend died yesterday So Yung..."

"Ben-Hur was actually called, Fast & The Furious: Jerusalem Drift, but the name didn't catch on like they had hoped"

"Just got back from bowling... But I'll spare you the details."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (Wait for inevitable groans) Courtesy of my boss, lover of lame jokes."

"Typos. The Greek God of spelling errors."