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Joke of the Day
"What do get when a ghost picks his nose? Boooooogers!"
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"I used to be schizophrenic. But we're OK now."
"How do you blind a woman? You put a windshield in front of her."
"""Vini Vidi Venti"" --I came, I saw, I ordered the large coffee at Starbucks."
"Care free shrimp pasta is... Happy-go-lucky scampi."
"Those of you wondering what its like to be married: Just found out this morning I'm on day 3 of an argument I didn't know I was having..."
"I learned that Honey Bees in the United States developed a form of electronics - they're called U.S. Bees."
"When you're checking for murderers in your house, don't just yell out ""hello!"" that gives them the upper hand. Yell, ""YOU AINT SHIT!"""
"Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund."
"GEEK BOOTY CALL... ALLERGIES I'm allergic to three things: cheese, pollen and not being with you."