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Joke of the Day
"Hillary demands that Trump release his tax returns Trump says - I'll email them to you."
Next Joke
"My 6yo's homework today is learning how to count backwards. Yep that teacher knows about DUIs alright!"
"Drunk people are the only honest ones left."
"What does a Gorilla attorney study? The Law of the jungle!"
"What Do You Call a Bad Circumcision? What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off."
"I used to be scared of pretty girls, So my Mom explained that was silly, because they're much more scared of me."
"They don't hire anyone at IKEA. People get lost there for a few years and eventually know where everything is. It's Restockholm syndrome."
"ME: Sorry boss, I can't make it in today. Because of Ebola. BOSS: You have Ebola? ME: No but someone does and I am FREAKING THE HELL OUT"
"I wrote a poem I dig You dig She digs He digs They dig We dig Okay so it's not the best poem, but it's very deep!"
"Unless you're telling me how to skip it in the future, your voicemail greeting wastes my time."