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Joke of the Day
"What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics? Working legs."
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"What did the Arab's father say when the teacher told him his son bombed the test? ""Thats great!"""
"So, I friended Paul Walker on XBox. Sadly though, he's always on the dashboard."
"Obama sure is waiting until the last minute to take everyone's guns."
"Only trust people that like big butts. They cannot lie."
"Did you hear about the feminist picnic? Yeah, apparently it got cancelled, no one wanted to make the sandwiches."
"What did the horny toad say when designing a sex toy? Ribbit *Credit goes to Brian, random guy sitting next to me on couch."
"Reddit went down for me... that was the most boring poop ever"
"If Donald Trump was Chinese, what would his name be? ...Wong."
"So let me get this straight, a 747 can carry a space shuttle on its ""back"", and yet airlines charge for overweight baggage?"