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Joke of the Day

"A sweet treat. I find my sex life is a lot like Nutella. Everyone loves it and has it all the time, and I'm just sitting in bed alone with a box of Ritz crackers."

"What's ISIS favourite meal? Turkey! Its the bomb!"

"Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm."

"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards in single file. Recieding hare line."

"I like having fun with strangers in elevators by slowly moving my finger towards the emergency stop button while maintaining eye contact."

"After growing a beard for two months I decided to shave it off. I must be a man now, because boy did that put hair on my chest!"

"These quad copters just can't seem to leave the news... The media and hobbyists just keep droning on and on about them"

"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"

"What's the object of Jewish football? Get the quarter back."

"You know how you can tell if an Irishman has had too much to drink He walks into a bar"