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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between love and lust? ""About two-hundred dollars."" - Johnny Carson"

"Sex makes your day, but anal makes you hole weak.."

"Nice eyebrows girlfriend. I didn't know they made Sharpies in that color."

"Why did god give Marines one more IQ point than he gave to horses. So they won't shit during parades."

"What does the hipster serial killer do? Has sex with the bodies before they're cool."

"Two guys are talking about their family histories... GUY 1: Hey, I heard you're Einstein's distant cousin. GUY 2: I'm not sure, really. It's just a theory of relativity."

"You wanna read a joke about Sodium? Na . . . What about Nitrosoxide NO . . . Umm... Potassium? K.."

"Height of Misunderstanding Wife not talking to Husband & Thinking that She is Punishing him..."

"One day a wife complained ""This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."" The husband grunted and replied ""The darn clock always was slow."""

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar QUICK! Bar the door and burn it down!"