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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is homophobic... she's afraid I'm a gay."
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"Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower."
"Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters? To hunt for their food."
"2015 twilight zone episode abt me wanting to get jacked so my clothes fit better but then I get so jacked they look too tight and weird"
"Relationship status: went to buy condoms and the cashier just said ""yeah right"" and put em back on the shelf"
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit Farts"
"""We had unprotected sex. Give us a present."" -- the subtext of every baby shower"
"It seems r/jokes has developed a fetish for one-liners... Despite all the shortcomings."
"What do you call a porpoise that acts like a Nazi? Adolfin'"
"If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones we would be the healthiest mofos on the planet."