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Joke of the Day
"I shit so hard.... .... If it was an abortion it would be illegal"
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"You should know you'll get loud when you start drinking. It says right there on the label, ""Alcohol by volume."""
"I ejaculated six feet earlier. Strange, usually I ejaculate semen."
"Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist? She was feelin' the Bern!"
"What is the greatest right given to Muslim women? The right to remain silent."
"What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off? NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!"
"Plane Related Joke I flew TransAtlantic last month. I couldn't believe it when I saw my old mate Jack on the same flight. I shouted out ""Hi Jack!"" And six Yanks shat themselves."
"Just heard this on a PBS kids show... What did one wolf say to the other wolf? Howls it going?"
"""Take the wheel Harry!"" said the nervous lady driver. ""There's a tree coming straight for us!"""
"There are two kinds of people in this world that I cannot stand * Those who are intolerant to other people's cultures. * The Dutch."