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Joke of the Day

"Looking for a good retractable leash. when I walk my turtle I hate when it gets to far ahead of me"

"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."

"No time to explain, I need 300 copies of this cat! *throws cat at Kinko's employee"

"My wife said to me ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"" I answered ""Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you."""

"Best part of Donald Trump giving you a hand job. His little hands make your dick look bigger."

"Whats the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Bad Zoo I went to a one time and the only animal there was a dog. It was a shih tzu."

"Stereo types exist for a reason. Because not everyone wants a Sony."

"more like Clifford the Big Red Reason we are Homeless"

"I tried to buy perfume from a vending machine, but it was out of odor."