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Joke of the Day
"Looking for a good retractable leash. when I walk my turtle I hate when it gets to far ahead of me"
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"What do you call a fat person with Tally marks on their stomach? A tally tubby."
"Dallas Black people: please be Muslim please be Muslim please be Muslim Muslim people: please be black please be black please be black"
"I'm so old... ...my organs are harpsichords."
"A Frenchman walls into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... The bartender says, ""Where'd you get that?"" The parrot says, ""In France. They're everywhere!"""
"What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you? You pull the trigger again."
"I got mad at a rock today. I chopped it in half with my lightsaber. Now there are two rocks. Send help. Now."
"Do you know what happens when gay marriage is legalized? BREAKING NEWS: California's drought is over. Water supply flourishing from the tears of the racist, homophobic, and conservative southerners"
"A new study shows that unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic Because they are more likely to be dead."
"When it comes down to it, the most important thing you can do everyday is not die."