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Joke of the Day

"You know why the swimming events are so popular at the 2016 Olympics?.... Because Brazilians rarely get too see clean water"

"""I am going on a trip."" ""Mushrooms or acid?"""

"Trump's pussy grabbing days are behind him... But now he has his finger on a different red button."

"Ted Cruz takes his religious values very seriously He always pulls out before finishing"

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? People don't milk cows for twelve years"

"Finally took that warning on the cigarette pack to heart and stopped littering"

"What does American beer have in common with making love in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."

"What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet? The finish line of the Boston Marathon."

"Wanna know the secret to a good marriage? Sleep. Cant do anything wrong while sleeping. Unless you talk in your sleep, then youre dead."

"I don't know how some people do it ""4 minute shower"" It takes me like 4 minutes to even get the water to be the right temperature."