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Joke of the Day

"befor they had dog cops they tried cat cops but the cats kept meowing at the policemans durimg the stakeouts"

"I WISH I WERE PAC-MAN SO WHEN I GOT UPSET I COULD EAT SOME CHERRIES & EVERYONE AROUND ME WOULD TURN INTO GHOSTS"

"I hate Windows Embedded systems so much... They make me WinCE"

"Your mom at a food bank...Food for thot."

"It's so annoying when I'm about to take a great photo and somebody calls my camera."

"I'm not Madagascar, I'm just disappointedgascar"

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee"

"""Nurse, I need 10 cc's of fluid, a scalpel and 100+ retweets about this kid from a celebrity on Twitter. STAT!"" - 2013 doctor"

"Don't start or end a job in July Because you'll be asked ""July on your resume?"""

"A Priest walks in to a hotel to check in... And he asks the clerk at the front desk, ""Is the pornography disabled in my room?"" The clerk responds, ""No, it's regular porn you sick fuck!"""