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Joke of the Day
"If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco."
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"Jumping on a trampoline naked is an awesome way to see the past, present and future of your body."
"Me: *goes to jail for murdering coworkers* Boss: You're still coming in early tomorrow, right?"
"You used to be the semicolon(;) in my life... You used to be the semicolon(;) in my life! Sorry but times have changed and I have python now...!"
"FDR hates cripple humor He can't stand it"
"""We met in church."" Lies we tell kids."
"My stages of awkward: Sober me: I don't know what to do with my hands Drunk me: I don't know what to do with my face High me: What face?"
"What did the cancer patient say to the nurse? [NSFW] [EDIT] I forgot the joke. Fuck."
"I got in trouble for calling the rape hotline... Apparently it's only for ""victims""."
"I'll never forget my 8th grade teacher. She was a 12-foot snake monster. Had 4 heads. Ate 7 desks. Killed a kid. Really made an impression."