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Joke of the Day

"You used to be the semicolon(;) in my life... You used to be the semicolon(;) in my life! Sorry but times have changed and I have python now...!"

"All rooms are panic rooms if there is no iPhone charger"

"If a waffle is a pancake with abs. Then is a sauage a peice of bacon with a dick? (NAF"

"What book do conservative casino workers love? Trump: The Art of the DEAL"

"Her: ""Add insult to injury why don't you"" Me: ""Your broken leg looks fat in that cast"""

"Did you hear about the gay Irish Dentists? Ben Dover and Phil Mcavity!"

"Nose hairs must be the longest hairs on the human body. When you pull them your arsehole twitches."

"Christianity jokes Q: What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified? A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)"

"Did you hear about the gay broom? Spent 10 years in the closet."

"How do you titilate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."