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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody knows."
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"What's the difference between a gun and a penis If a penis goes off in you mouth it goes limp. If a gun goes off in your mouth, you do."
"Joke my life"
"Who teaches you how to fart? A tutor :)"
"what's the difference between a black person and a snow tire? ones a person and the other is a tire.... you racist."
"My retirement plan is to die young and broke."
"Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday."
"Kevin and Stuart both named Bob as the sole beneficiary in their wills.... They made him a Multi Minion Heir"
"Whenever I get a stack of resumes, I immediately throw half of them away. I don't want unlucky people working in my department."
"Do you know why Americans think Canadians are so apologetic? It's because every time someone tells us they're American, we say ""oh, sorry."""