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Joke of the Day

"KAREN ADDISON: CHEAP DATE He took me to McDonald's, backed his car through the drive-through window, so the cashier could be on my side."

"What do cannibals call family members they love? Bae-Kin"

"What do you call a Spanish midget? A paragraph. Because he's not a full essay."

"A psychic dwarf escaped an institution for the criminally insane... It took police weeks to track down the small medium at large."

"I've been called a lot of names but ""designated driver"" was never one of them."

"Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team."

"I wonder if the coach of the opposing team on Air Bud got fired when he explained to the principal how a golden retriever outscored his team"

"*runs into restaurant* IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR? ""I'm a doctor"" Nice. Nice. Can you buy me dinner I'm very poor"

"Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached? Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs? Or crapperjoels?"

"My urologist is weird. I peed in a cup. He drank it and said, ""You're fine."" Then he paid me. Don't choose a doctor from Craigslist."