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Joke of the Day
"Say what you will about ISIS... But you can't deny their suicide business is booming."
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"Dear bill collectors, if you want me to answer the phone, instead of ""no caller ID"" try something like ""free shoes"""
"Nothing solves all of life's biggest problems like a well-timed, awkward & overly complicated kick to the face. -The Karate Kid."
"Two fish are in a tank... the first fish says to the second... ""You man the guns, i'll drive!"""
"Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good? Barber: It's on the same old head."
"Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources? The long long farm."
"What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!"
"All men like to think they are marrying nymphomaniacs.The problem is that, after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac doesn't."
"I listened to my friend and bought an air filtration unit now it's just collecting dust in my basement."
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist Pokemon"