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Joke of the Day
"What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!"
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"Why am I against Donald Trump's wall idea? It will make fleeing to Mexico more difficult when he ruins our country."
"Today my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she said I was the other guy."
"You can chew on the end of the pencil But you can't erase the tooth."
"My subscription brings all the newspapers to the yard."
"""Sir, are you interested in the satellite radio upgrade?"" ...uhhhh, for driving in space?"
"What do SQL programmers do at night? Count star."
"What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding? He force quit."
"My favorite joke when I was a kid ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Interrupting cow."" ""Interrupting co..."" ""MOOOOO!"""
"""if inventimg a machine that alows man to soar through the air is wrong, i dont want to be Wright"" - Wright brother, invemtor of airplabe"