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Joke of the Day

"Men go to bars for 2 reasons: 1) They don't have a wife to go home to. 2) They have a wife to go home to."

"Just saw a billboard: $586.25 Complete cremation. 1) Is there partial cremation? 2) What's the 25cents for?"

"What did Descartes say while shopping online? I think therefore I Amazon"

"An interesting twist on a classic. (x-post /r4chan) http://i.imgur.com/UvBlxDK.png"

"Dogs are probably really excited about dog sledding before they find out what it actually is."

"Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing."

"They called it the Fiddle Motel..... ....but it was a vile inn."

"Old McDonald had a farm and it grew delicious, non-biodegradable french fries."

"Successful Lawyers! Good lawyers know the laws and smart lawyers know the judges"

"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."