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Joke of the Day

"Another night, another chance to put a flaming skeleton outside a little girl's window and then hide it when she tries to show her parents."

"""What the hell was that? What the hell was that? What the hell was that?"" (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)"

"I don't know if laughter is the ""best"" medicine, but I do like that it doesn't have a $35 co-pay."

"mad props to my friends from high school who are successfully balancing raising a baby and constantly posting someecards on facebook"

"You know what's synonymous with the ""This pussy grabs back"" movement? The clench of the clam movement."

"What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef? **FILET MIGNON!**"

"Doctor Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out?"

"What do you get when you mix batteries and water? Watt-er"

"HEY OFFICER, STOP SCREAMING AT ME TO PULL OVER, I'M DRUNK NOT DEAF"

"How is a moil like a mashgiach? (How is the person who circumcises infants like the person who inspects kosher restaurants?) Their job is to make sure there's no cheese on the meat!"