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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"

"Here's a nice Jewish joke my Dad told me A Jewish kid asks his father for 20$. The father responds, ""10$, what on earth do you need 5$ for, I'd be happy with 1$, here's a quarter."""

"Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age."

"What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality"

"Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them."

"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload."

"Never trust a person with 2 anuses Because they're biassed"

"my penis was in the Guinness book of world records for some reason the librarian didn't like it and threw me out:("

"If anyone's seen me at my best, and seen me at my worse, and still accepts me for who I am, it's definitely the liquor store."

"Long-time lurker, first time poster and I had this really great gay joke I wanted to share with you guys Butt Fuck it."