143133
Joke of the Day
"I'm great with kids because mentally I'm on their level."
Next Joke
"Mad bunny What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny."
"If you ever see me with one of those stick figure family bumper stickers it means I'm dead and someone is wearing my skin"
"Kegels: because how else are you supposed to grind fresh coffee beans during a power outage?"
"So proton calls up electron and says, ""Electron! It's proton, where the hell are you?"" And electron says, ""Um, I don't know. But I can tell you were I probably am!"""
"Instead of saying, ""YOLO"", try saying, ""Carpe Diem"". You won't sound like a douche andddd, you won't sound like a douche."
"Why did the dog roll down the hill? It didn?t have any legs."
"""A ghost took a dump all over the house!!!"" - Paranormal Activia"
"How do hurricanes see? -With one eye"
"I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not? "