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Joke of the Day

"So I was reaching for the Viagra... But I picked up the tipp-ex by mistake. I woke up with a massive correction."

"What kind of fish is made of just two atoms? 2 Na"

"What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair? Pants."

"What was so great about being a black jew? They already thought you were burnt"

"The agony of dyslexia I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend last night. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him: ""You idiot!"" ""You're supposed to turn your clock back!"

"What do you call the next generation of motherboard? A daughterboard."

"Why don't cannibals like clowns? they taste funny!"

"What's a shrimp boat captain's favorite drink? Hi-C"

"We can't really blame Donald Trump... I mean look at China; they built a wall and have almost no Mexicans."

"A decent news site shouldn't have comments. Comments are not news. Just give me the facts. No one needs to know what ahole666 ""thinks."""