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Joke of the Day
"What do rioting jewish people throw? Mazel tov cocktails"
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"What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."
"What no running shoes and Neo-Nazis have in common? Both make Jews run faster! (Sorry, but as an agnostic Jew myself, I hope that it's okay for me to make this joke.)"
"when i give my policy number to a customer service automated system, i talk precisely & slowly. this is also how i talk to stoned teens"
"America needs to build a statue of the man who killed Hitler"
"I identify with sleeping... Yeah, I'm a nap-kin."
"If you buy organic and don't tell someone about it, is it still organic?"
"Do those ""selfie sticks"" retract, or do you just have to walk around like a doofus with a stick all day?"
"If we allowed all banned substances - just think about how exciting sports would be"
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."