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Joke of the Day

"Oh dear... I should get out of the way, he's probably trying to catch a bad guy. -me getting pulled over"

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"Why is slave trade illegal Because it's a black market."
"Old one but still funny: Two Muffins are sitting in an oven... ... one muffin says to the other ""Damn its starting to get really hot in here."" The other one says, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"""
"What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump 's tie"
"So I found this funny joke today /r/MensRights"
"People must really love this Jesus fellow... I'm just Mexican."
"Morgan Freeman is in so many movies, I bet he just wanders onto film sets and says,""I'm in this now."""
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"My kid swallowed a torch today... It's ok - it was removed and now he's delighted."