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Joke of the Day

"Morgan Freeman is in so many movies, I bet he just wanders onto film sets and says,""I'm in this now."""

"Why do most men hate Russian dolls? Because they're so full of themselves."

"Two atoms walk into a bar. The first one turns to the other and says ""I think I've lost an electron!"" The second one goes ""Are you sure?"" To which the first one replies ""I'm positive."""

"An Irishman walks out of a pub."

"My husband and I play this game where we buy potato chips the other one doesn't like so we don't have to share."

"Why did Will die? Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: ""Fire at will"""

"What makes a pun, fun? Add an h."

"Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral? Because he just isn't a mourning person."

"If Eminem were a feminist... ...he would be called Feminem."

"I kinda want Hillary to win the US election Just for the sheer irony of her sitting at the desk Monica was under."