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Joke of the Day
"The only real importance in life is getting ahead. Head. I meant to say head."
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"I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole."
"Note to self Don't buy one."
"What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King? An angry wopper."
"I got my first email address in 1999 to keep in touch with a girl I met in Poland. She's dead now but I still use email."
"My friend immediately started crying when we found 3 pairs of shoes for $5. She cant stand good buys."
"My Sunday School teacher is so old... .. when the New Testament came out she said ""I don't care for the new curriculum."""
"Dreaming you're peeing can be a very dangerous dream."
"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish"
"What would you do? if your uncle jack helped you down off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?"