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Joke of the Day

"What will be served at Trump's inagural dinner? Crackers."

"Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again."

"I Once Tried to Break the World Record for Most Records Broken Suffice to say, the employees at Village Music World were not happy with me."

"what do you get when you eat all of the potatoes? *chuckle* they're all gone!"

"Your momma... Your momma is so fat when she gets into the elevator it HAS to go down"

"Sex is like a snowstorm... Sex is like a snowstorm: It's advertised a beautiful, in reality gets messy very quickly, and if you take 10"" overnight you are *not* moving the next day."

"I work in an elevator. It has its ups and downs."

"Yo momma is like cheap laundry detergent Not as soft, doesn't smell as good, but gets way more loads"

"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""Hey, your dick is hanging out"""

"What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg? ""'Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."""