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Joke of the Day

"Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No but if you hum a few bars I might be able to sing along with you."

"What can relax you and drown you at the same time? A one-hour facial."

"How are women like KFC? After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in"

"What is DNA ? The National Dyslexic Association."

"A local grocery bagger has been bagging cola on top of bread. Many were concerned that their bread would be flattened. His response to their concerns was ""It's fine. They're soft drinks"""

"What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!"

"What does a duck like to have for breakfast? Quacker Oats"

"""LBJ"" was a president... Not a Spanish term for Hump Day activities."

"If life gives you melons... You have dyslexia"

"How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet? <EOM> ;^)"